Sepp Blatter looked a broken man as he announced his resignation as Fifa president – just five days after he was re-elected.
It’s not the first time he’s looked uncomfortable in front of a camera though. Not by a long way…
1. The time he indulged a bit too much at the free buffet
2. The time he and Steven Gerrard enjoyed some quiet time
3. The time a football startled him by materialising in his hands
4. The time he went for a new look
5. The time he went for another new look
6. The time he wasn’t the most preposterous man in a photograph
7. The time he had to keep a straight face
8. The time he forgot what that round thing in front of him was called
9. The time he made a new friend
10. The time he outlined exactly where he intended to dominate
11. The time he was given his marching orders
12. The time someone asked him if they could possibly hold the World Cup please Mr Blatter?
13. The time someone got him the present he’d always wanted
14. The time he thought he was in a meeting with Michel Platini but it turned out to be Gerard Depardieu
15. The time he closed his eyes and thought about what he’d done
16. The time he boasted he could make a ball levitate and was asked to prove it
17. The time he boasted he could move a ball with his eyes and was asked to prove it
18. The time someone asked him exactly how many workers had died in construction projects for the Qatar World Cup
19. The time he showed exactly how he’d deal with anyone who dared to cross him
20. The time he tried to look down with the kids
21. The time he showed off his sweet moves
22. The time he looked into the future and didn’t like what he saw
23. The time he was asked to guess how many days his fifth term in office would last
Ah well. Close enough.
Source: SNAPPA
